While taking a break after my “twice-a-day” run yesterday, I had the time to browse the Playboy Magazines my cousin brought home from California when he had his vacation last October 2007.

Runners need to take a break in order to laugh and smile and don’t be totally serious in their training. So, I am posting some of the jokes that could somehow make us laugh.

The following jokes were taken from the November 2007 issue of Playboy Magazine:

1) A man and his wife were watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighed and said, “Man, what a rip-off! It was all over in four minutes.”

The wife replied, “Now you know how I feel.”

2) Worried about her marriage, a woman visited a psychic.

     “There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just be blunt,” the seers said. “Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year.”  

      Shaken, the wife gasped, “Will I be acquitted?”

3) A urologist asked a patient, “How would you describe your love life?”

     The patient responded, “Infrequently.”

     The urologist asked, “Is that one word or two?”

4)  After examining a woman, a doctor took her husband aside and said, “I really don’t like the way your wife looks.”

    “Me neither,” the husband said, “but she’s a good cook and gives great head.”

5)  Why don’t you play golf with your boss anymore?’ a woman asked her husband.

      “Would you like to golf with a guy who moved the ball behind your back?’ the husband asked.

      “Well, no,” admitted the wife.

      “Neither does my boss,” he replied

To my fellow runners, go back to work & keep on running!